Since Friday was the Solemnity of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, Saturday was the Feast of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, and today is the Feast of the Sacred Beard of Christ (well, it should be!), I present to you seven more reasons why Catholic men should have beards:
7. The 12 Apostles
All of the Apostles had beards. What's that you say? Look in the picture, St. John didn't have a beard? Sure, when he was a youth that was the case, but not when he reached manhood. The writer of the Fourth Gospel was just as bearded as the rest of his brother Apostles.
"In the beginning was the beard..." |
6. Apostolic Constitutions 1.3:
"Nor may men destroy the hair of their beards, and
unnaturally change the form of a man. ...For God the Creator has made this
decent for women, but has determined that it is unsuitable for men."
5.
Behold the beauty of my beard! |
4. Lactantius, On the Workmanship of God, or the Formation of
Man, ch. 7:
"Then the nature of the beard contributes in an incredible
degree to distinguish the maturity of bodies, or to the distinction of sex, or
to the beauty of manliness and strength; so that it appears that the system of
the whole work would not have been in agreement, if anything had been made
otherwise than it is."
3. St. Clement of Alexandria, Paedagogus, Bk 3, ch. 3:
"But for one who is a man to comb himself and shave himself
with a razor, for the sake of fine effect, to arrange his hair at the
looking-glass, to shave his cheeks, pluck hairs out of them, and smooth them,
how womanly! And, in truth, unless you saw them naked, you would suppose them
to be women. …For God wished women to be smooth, and rejoice in their locks
alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane; but has adorned man, like
the lions, with a beard…"
In the same work, St. Clement goes on to say:
2. St. Dominic
Bearded St. Dominic was the founder of the greatest (objectively speaking, of course) religious order in the Catholic Church, the Order of Preachers. Now, here I would normally make a Jesuit joke, but out of reverence for our Holy Father, I will refrain.
Seen any Albigensians, lately? |
1. Beards are pro-life!
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