Top Ten Signs That You Have Read A Book By Or Heard A Lecture From Scott Hahn


10)You feel like you've taken a sip from a fire hydrant.

9)You vow never to make corny jokes about Scripture like Scott does, but know that in reality you will the first chance you get! (For example: When Jesus drove the demons into the herd of swine, it was the first case of deviled ham.)

8)You know that Sheba in Hebrew means "an oath" or literally to "seven one's self."

7)You think of everything in terms of covenants.

6)You don't stop talking about Scott Hahn.

5)You apply to the Franciscan University of Steubenville.

4)You mention the Shekinah Glory Cloud in random conversations.

3)You are able to defend your faith a thousand times better.

2)Did I mention that you don't stop talking about Scott Hahn?

1) You convert!